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What kind of make up was the from Flashcomment Halloween jokes Jokes
What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween? Mash-scara!

What do you call a bug that from Flashcomment Halloween jokes Jokes
What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween? A trick-or-fleat!

Q Whats Osama Bin Laden going to from Flashcomment Halloween jokes Jokes
Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead.

Who turns the lights off at halloween from Flashcomment Halloween jokes Jokes
Who turns the lights off at halloween ? The light's witch !

At PM one Halloween afternoon my dental from Flashcomment Halloween jokes Jokes
At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldn't make it to the store in time to get snacks for trick-or-treaters. So she took home some free samples from the office supply cabinet. That night she handed out dozens of toothbrushes, toothpaste, and dental floss. The next year, although she had bags of chips and popcorn, not one child came knocking at her door.

What do rednecks do on HalloweenPumpkin Halloween from Flashcomment Halloween jokes Jokes
What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump-kin!

What kind of protozoa likes HalloweenAn amoeboo from Flashcomment Halloween jokes Jokes
What kind of protozoa likes Halloween? An amoeboo!

Why arent burgers the least bit scared from Flashcomment Halloween jokes Jokes
Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween? They're used to people 'goblin' them!

Why is the air so clean and from Flashcomment Halloween jokes Jokes
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

How do you get the most apples from Flashcomment Halloween jokes Jokes
How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !

What do stupid kids do at Halloween from Flashcomment Halloween jokes Jokes
What do stupid kids do at Halloween ? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !

What do witches eat at Halloween Spooketti from Flashcomment Halloween jokes Jokes
What do witches eat at Halloween ? Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !

What is a childss favourite type of from Flashcomment Halloween jokes Jokes
What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy? Lots a candy.

What did the ghost serve at his from Flashcomment Halloween jokes Jokes
What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party? Hallowieners!

How do zombies celebrate Halloween They paint from Flashcomment Halloween jokes Jokes
How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!

What would you get if you crossed from Flashcomment Halloween jokes Jokes
What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas? A ghoul Yule!

Wheres the most dangerous place to go from Flashcomment Halloween jokes Jokes
Where's the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating? On the psycho path!

Why were the trickortreaters wearing grass skirts from Flashcomment Halloween jokes Jokes
Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? Because it was Hulaween!

What would you get if you crossed from Flashcomment Halloween jokes Jokes
What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day? The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

Girl Can I invite a few friends from Flashcomment Halloween jokes Jokes
Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?" Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!"